Top 10 Ways the Hooters in Israel Will Be Different

10) The mild wings will be mild, and the medium wings will be mild and the hot wings will be mild

9) Lots of zabaj

8 ) “I go there for the wings” = “I go there for the hummus”

7) Cafe botz

6) Random frechot passers-by will be mistaken as employees (and probably will be)

5) The 3-mile island wings will be Ke’ilu Harif…the 911 wings will be Ke’ilu Ke’ilu Harif…and the samurai wings will be wings in thai sweet sauce

4) Shirat HaSirena will work there

3) There’ll be a selectorit to keep all the arsim out

2) Somehow they’ll find a way to charge you for the boobs (cost/boob)

1) One word: “Hooters-im” (הוטטארסים)

hootersim

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4 Responses to “Top 10 Ways the Hooters in Israel Will Be Different”

  1. ramboblog Says:
    20 March, 2007 at 2:06 pm | Reply

    I bet there will be lots of Sexual ערס Ment!!!

  2. Kibalti Fak Says:
    20 March, 2007 at 2:19 pm | Reply

    There’ll be a selectorit to keep all the arsim out

  3. eliesheva Says:
    20 March, 2007 at 4:43 pm | Reply

    Nice… But I’m staying faaar away. I get enough crap at bus stops.

  4. moshe rebaynu Says:
    13 February, 2009 at 4:22 pm | Reply

    THIS HOOTERS “NEWS” IS JUST A LOAD OF BOVINE DEFECATION. ISRAELIES ARE CHEAP AND NOT KNOWN AS HIGH ROLLING BIG TIPPERS. THE HORNY JEWS WILL JUST COME TO SIT AND OGLE AND LEAVE A MINIMAL GRATUITY. THE WAITRESSES WILL GET DISGUSTED IN A HURRY. MOST OF THE HOOTERS STAFF INITIALLY HAD TO BE IMPORTED FROM THE UNITED STATES TO GET THE BALL ROLLING. THEY WERE PROBABLY PAID A LARGE BONUS. WHO THE STEADY CLIENTELLE WILL BE OVER THE LONG RUN IS A MYSTERY. THE CHRISTIAN PILGRIMS, WHO MAKE UP A SUBSTANTIAL SEGMENT OF THE TOURIST POPULATION COME TO SEE THE BIRTHPLACE OF JESUS, NOT TO SEE TITTIES. AS STATED, THE NATIVE ISRAELI POPULATION ARE NOT GOING TO SHELL OUT THEIR HARD EARNED SHECKELS ON TIPS FOR TITTIES. THE RELIGIIOUS COMMUNITY OF ISRAEL CONSIDERS THE WHOLE UNDERTAKING A SHONDER. TOURISTS FROM AMERICA AND EUROPE ARE NOT GOING TO SPEND THE LARGE AMOUNTS OF MONEY REQUIRED FOR A VACATION IN ISRAEL TO SEE TITTIES. THE ONLY ARABS THAT WOULD DEIGN TO ENTER A HOOTERS WOULD BE SUICIDE BOMBERS. WHO THE HELL ARE THE CUSTOMERS GOING TO BE?

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