Zabaj: the Junk in Israel’s Trunk

Speaking of funny translations of English phrases into Hebrew…

What about the time my roommate told me not to “Le’zag’zeg” in the traffic?
And what about the commercial I just heard where the guy said “Ani lo mevin klum…tess-em-ess li” (literally “I don’t understand anything…send me an SMS).

Keeps me on my toes.

This was the gift I got from my bank this year, an inspiration book about the power of positive thinking. First, its ironic that the book is translated from English (are there no inspiration Hebrew books written by people other than god?) Second, they changed the original title and came up with one on their own (obviously) – Whale Done! (click the pic to see a full version). As always, I’m sure we can all imagine that boardroom meeting: “No, no, I am telling you, the Americans talk like dzis, they say ‘whale done’ as a funny American joke and so we must do it as well, whale done!”

There’s a proper way to say ‘axle’ in Hebrew: It’s סרן.

Many choose to import the English word for it though — and fair enough; whatever makes them happy. Thus we have ‘Frant (sic) Axle.’ (פרנט אקסל). ‘Rear Axle,’ however…is a mess. It’s not simply ‘Rear Axle’ with a funny accent like we might expect. It’s in fact, ‘Frant (sic) Axle achori (rear)’ (פרנט אקסל אחורי). Thanks to Eitan for the tip.

I think its time you guys learned the origin of the word Zabaj.

I was hanging out with some friends in Dallas and we were admiring the healthiness of the girls at this bar. When we talk about people in Dallas, we talk in Hebrew cuz nobody speaks Hebrew in Dallas.

I have to give credit to Heimedelic Saso for translating “Junk in the Trunk” to “Zevel ba Bagaj.” After laughing about it all night, we realized that we just created a much lacking word in the Hebrew language.

It was my job to introduce it to the country. To all you Zabaj enlightened peeps … remember Saso and the Zabaj that he deals with daily.

When I picked up my newly purchased car, the Mazda guy walked me through all the buttons and gadgets in the car. He started explaining the cruise control to me as if I had never used the feature before. He told me that the “setcoast” button was for setting the cruise control, and the “Resakel” button was for continuing with cruise after it was already set.

I started laughing, and he asked why, so I explained to him that the “res – accell” button was “resume” and “accelerate.” The “setcoast” button was “set” and “coast.”

The simplicity of Hebrew invites creative verbs to be made out of English phrases. Overheard by Kibalti_Fak while watching (not sure WHY) two kids play hide-and-go-seek:

“Lo l’peek!” (לא לפיק)

The first time I heard this, I was at my roommate’s folks’ for Shabbat. His mom is a sweet old lady that would never say a bad word in Hebrew. For her, a curse is “שתהיה בריא” which means “You should be healthy.”

I have no idea what we were talking about, but she said “קבלתי פאק” and I busted out laughing. What’s worse, she had no idea what I was laughing at. She meant to say she was duped or tricked…instead she said she “received a f*ck.”

We all know what a ‘butterface’ is. It refers to someone with a great body, but, well, “everything fine but his/her face.” You don’t really say this in Hebrew. Well, at least most don’t. Is that gonna stop us?? No:

חמאת פנים (khemat-panim): Butterface

(Yes, I know that proper Hebrew smichut would make it פני חמאה [pnei-khema], but that just didn’t have the same ring to it)

NOT* that I had one for a while in 1983 when I didn’t know the difference between what girls and boys should play with because of that one time in my basement with Earl the babysitter that I promised I’d never talk about. I’m saying I didn’t have one.

But more to the point, the way you say it in Hebrew is just great: “Dubonei Ichpat-li” (דובוני אכפת לי), or literally translated “Bears It Matters To Me.”

*I also didn’t ever read any The Babysitters Club books. Ever.

My first post may as well be the origin of our blog’s name, Zabaj.

Zabaj was actually an expression before it became an acronym. The expression is based on a loose translation of “junk in the trunk” to Hebrew: Zevel Ba’Bagaj (’זבל בבגז). But, of course, like everything in Israeli culture, it was begging for an acronym. And that’s how Zabaj was born.

Further evolving the expression, as is also common in Israel, the acronym can now also be conjugated. For example, if a girl was skinny but now sports a chubby ass, you may say “היא הזדבז’ה.” Another favorite is to call someone a Zabajnik or Zabajnikit.

(Props to Eitan for the grammatical correction)

(for a further etymology, read this post)